Am participating in “30 Days of Creativity” and will be posting creations here every day for the month of June…
Try to work these new words into your conversations today…
Pizzarhea-A case of mud butt brought on by a bad slice.
Givvu – When you’re excited to give someone something. Opposite of ‘gimme’.
Oddsome – Someone you think is awesome, but you don’t want to be like. Cool, but weird.
Oedible Complex – Believing that your mom’s cooking is better than your wife’s or girlfriend’s.
Baracknaphobia – Fear of black people in positions of power.
Text Blocking – Walking in front of a texting friend to make sure they don’t run into anything or anybody.
Ejaculatte-When your baby batter comes out all foamy.
Oxymerican – Sitting on the couch eating McDonald’s while watching Biggest Loser. See also, complaining about bad schools, poor roads, and crime while wanting lower taxes.
Manthrax-A guy who virulently dates all of your friends and they become sick of him instantly.
Phonecull-Removing unused or unwanted #s from your cellphone’s directory.